键盘侠|湖人总惨败是为让布朗尼上场？单打东契奇是击败湖人秘诀

[赛后帖]🏀湖人不敌黄蜂 三球30+11&9记三分 东契奇39分 詹姆斯29+9+6 双方数据：

湖人（24-15）：东契奇39分3板4助、詹姆斯29分9板6助2断、拉拉维亚18分3板3助2断、艾顿12分6板1助、斯玛特10分4板3助2断、范德比尔特6分5板、八村塁3分1板1助、巴夫金3板、文森特1板

黄蜂（15-26）：鲍尔30分6板11助、米勒26分2板5助2帽、布里奇斯25分8板4助、克尼佩尔19分7板4助、詹姆斯9分8板2助、卡尔克布伦纳9分6板1助、迪亚巴特8分6板2助、塞克斯顿6分3助、威廉姆斯3分3板、格林3板2助、康诺顿1板

[–]HornetsmF-Jonezy 697 points 2 hours ago

Everyone is going to clown the Lakers for the losing to the hornets and they did play like cheeks. But our team really isn’t that bad 😂

黄蜂球迷：大家肯定都要嘲笑湖人输给黄蜂，他们确实打得跟屎一样。但我们要说，我蜂真的没那么烂啊😂

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 330 points 2 hours ago

Hornets are not going to lose many games when LaMelo/Miller/Bridges/Knueppel combine for 100 points lmfao. Lakers defense was pretty fucking bad though.

黄蜂球迷：当鲍尔、米勒、布里奇斯和克尼佩尔合砍100分的时候，黄蜂想输都难啊笑死。不过湖人的防守也确实是烂得一匹。

[–]Ayjel89 107 points 2 hours ago

There was little resistance from the Lakers that second half

球迷：湖人下半场基本上就没怎么抵抗。

[–]RocketsDisgruntled_Fridge 76 points 2 hours ago

Every few games this Hornets team will absolutely blow a team’s doors off lol

火箭球迷：这支黄蜂队每隔几场比赛就要把对手打得找不着北，哈哈。

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 269 points 2 hours ago

Lamelo plays like captain falcon

21年最佳得主：鲍尔打球像猎鹰队长一样。

[–]HornetsPortmanteau_that 55 points 2 hours ago

Show me ya moves

黄蜂球迷：让我看看你的动作。

[–]Clippersherbalite 74 points 2 hours ago

Lmaooo as a captain falcon main of many years this is so fucking accurate

快船球迷：笑死，作为多年的猎鹰队长玩家，这比喻太特么精准了。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 53 points an hour ago

Flashy moves and high risk, high reward gameplay.

圣迭戈快船球迷：动作花哨，高风险高回报的打法。

[–]SunsExotic_Pension_9993 658 points 2 hours ago

i respect the lakers. when they lose, they lose. no close losses, no fake comebacks. just a good old fashioned beatdown and bronny james minutes

太阳球迷：我尊重湖人。输就是输，没有惜败，没有虚假的逆转。就是一场老派的惨败，外加布朗尼·詹姆斯的垃圾时间登场。

[–]magic_spam 233 points 2 hours ago

Ethical belt taking

球迷：符合道德规范的挨揍。

[–]HornetsReinhardtisawesom 82 points 2 hours ago

what's crazy is that we have the same net rating but the opposite problem: we either blow dudes out or lose all our games in the clutch

黄蜂球迷：疯狂的是，我们的净胜分跟湖人一样，但问题截然相反：我们要么把对手打爆，要么在关键时刻输掉所有比赛。

[–]bwehx 243 points 2 hours ago

Kon Knueppel is absolutely fantastic as a rookie. He's already one of the best shooters in the league

球迷：作为新秀，康·克尼佩尔的表现绝对是现象级的。他已经是联盟最好的射手之一了。

[–]SpursVictor_Wembanyama1 65 points 2 hours ago

Plays like a vet. Crazy

马刺球迷：打得像个老将。太疯狂了。

[–]GrizzliesLacabloodclot9 60 points 2 hours ago

The amount of times this kid gets the ball with the shot clock winding down and finds a way to create something is special

灰熊球迷：这孩子好多次在进攻时间快结束时接到球，却总能无中生有创造得分机会，太特别了。

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 50 points 2 hours ago

Kon and Lamelo are the new Splash Bros apparently 🫩

湖人球迷：克尼佩尔和鲍尔显然就是新一代的水花兄弟🫩。

[–]HeavenlyE 198 points 2 hours ago

I thought to myself, "Why the hell would you shoot tha- oh that was Lamelo nevermind good shot." About 7 times that game

球迷：我心里想，“为什么要投那个神仙——哦是鲍尔啊，那没事了，好球。”这场比赛这种场景大概出现了7次。

[–]GrizzliesLacabloodclot9 66 points 2 hours ago

I don’t even think this is just a Lamelo thing, anytime I watch Charlotte a possession feels like it’s going nowhere and then 4 seconds later someone hits a tough 3

灰熊球迷：我觉得这都不光是鲍尔的问题，每次我看黄蜂比赛，感觉一个进攻回合都要停滞了，结果4秒钟后就有人扔进一个高难度三分。

[–]LakersNo-Equipment-20 170 points 2 hours ago

Please god let Lamelo stay healthy for a season 😭

湖人球迷：求求老天爷让鲍尔健康打完一个赛季吧😭

[–]Clippersherbalite 73 points 2 hours ago

Watching the Hornets broadcast was a treat, announcer hype af

快船球迷：看黄蜂的转播真是种享受，解说员太有激情了。

[–]Hornetskhazraxd 196 points 2 hours ago

LAKERS ARE ASS

BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKERS

黄蜂球迷：湖人就是垃圾！嗡嗡嗡，小碧宰治们！

[–]MavericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT 74 points 2 hours ago

Charlotte really isn't that bad of a team. Their net rating is almost the same as the Lakers lol.

独行侠球迷：夏洛特真没那么烂。他们的净效率值跟湖人差不多，哈哈。

[–]Ready-Constant-7124 80 points 2 hours ago

Lakers fans were mad all week about the "Lakers and Hornets have the same net rating" posts and kept claiming that's a misleading stat

Well look what just happened lmao

球迷：湖人球迷这周一直在为“湖人和黄蜂净效率值相同”的帖子破防，不停地说这个数据有误导性。好吧，看看刚才发生了什么，笑死。

[–]BullsBratstvo_Jedinstvo 50 points 2 hours ago

Well turns out it was indeed misleading

公牛球迷：事实证明确实有误导性。

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 73 points 2 hours ago

Lakers setting a new low every week 🔥🔥

湖人球迷：湖人每周都在刷新下限🔥🔥

[–]Particular_Elk_6726 64 points 2 hours ago

Kon Knueppel's arrival in Charlotte has gone so well even Lamelo is playing defence! i've seen it with my own two eyes guys!!

球迷：克尼佩尔来到夏洛特后的效果太好了，连鲍尔都开始防守了！兄弟们，这是我亲眼所见！！

[–]Mavericksrishabh2996 109 points 2 hours ago

Genuine question... What the fuck does Gabe Vincent even do man? I mean what is he actually good at? Dude is getting paid 11M a year and can't hit WIDE OPEN 3s

独行侠球迷：真心发问……文森特到底能干啥？我是说他到底擅长什么？这哥们拿着1100万的年薪，却连大空位三分都投不进。

[–]Pelicanslegend023 55 points 2 hours ago

He was a shot creator in Miami. He’s a catch and shoot guy in LA and that’s not his game

鹈鹕球迷：他在热火是持球手。在洛杉矶变成了接球投篮手，那不是他的风格。

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 50 points 2 hours ago

His game is creating shots for some random team in Europe

湖人球迷：他的风格就是去欧洲随便哪个队去持球进攻。

[–]KnicksJackDangerUSPIS 62 points 2 hours ago

Im starting to suspect the Lakers don’t play winning basketball

尼克斯球迷：我开始怀疑湖人打的根本不是赢球的篮球。

[–]Full_Durian_8171 75 points 2 hours ago

how to beat the lakers offensively: - use screen to force ball handler onto luka - drive past luka because he is a cone - kick out to open 3 - rinse and repeat

球迷：进攻端如何击败湖人：利用掩护逼出东契奇换防 -> 过掉东契奇，因为他就是个桩子 -> 分球给空位三分 -> 循环往复。

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